This was the conversation that my brother and I had today, actually just a couple minutes ago.
Me: -Eating potatoes, catches a whiff.-....THIS SMELLS LIKE PEANUT BUTTER.
Matt: -Sniffs- THEY DO.
Me: -takes a bite- And they taste like Metal!
Matt: -Says something about Metaloids-
Me: -Hears Vocaloid-...Did you just say Vocaloid?
Matt: No, I hate Vocaloids.
Me: LEN WILL RUN OVER YOU WITH HER STEAMROLLER-....I think its Len anyways.
Matt:....Did you just say that a Rainbow will run over me with a Lawn mower?
Me: WHAT? NO! >XD
Matt:...Well now we can thank the rainbow people for running over the cloud people on nice sunny days!
Me: WAT >xD Mom, can we ask Matt where we're getting this??
Matt: You can ask my dreams.
Me: Your getting this from dreams?
Then begin to talk about how you don't notice things until you feel pain.
Me: If your not paying attention you can't feel your elbow get poked.
Matt: When a bee stings you all they think of is "FEEL THE PAAIIINNN!!!"
Me: WAT >xD
If this is conversations at dinner than I think I'll eat at the table some more! >xD And while I was typing this my parent's decided to call my family and send out the worst Happy Valentines Day wishes....I couldn't hear my mom and was confused on the first one so I wished my Grandparent's a happy anniversary at first >xD It was better the second time, and then on the third I had to leave a message for my Aunt Cindy and at the end of my wishes all you hear is: "MATTMATTMATTMATT! Who do I give it to!?"
Him: Give give it to dad or someone! D8<
-Hits head on a desk- Pft Have a nice one, guys, looks like I'm spendin mine alone! >xD